***Due to popular demand - as in people frequently asking me what movie this is from lol - I fished the curious bunch a trailer from YouTube for the movie:

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Enjoy!!!!

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QUOTES FROM AN AWESOME MOVIE ~


Matt Firenze: Love sucks. Avoid it at all costs.

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Cara-Ethyl: I think I would enjoy being an alcoholic! Very much so. A drinker and a libertine. Never in a relationship, but always in love. At church, they'd call me a whore. But I would fancy myself a spirited individual of grand appetites featuring roast duck, red wine, and well-shaped men.

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Cara-Ethyl: Matt, maybe this is a good thing.
Matt Firenze: Can you shut up for once?
Cara-Ethyl: No, listen. The truth is good. The truth shall set you free.
Matt Firenze: No. Sometimes the truth shall set you back.

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Cara-Ethyl: Pizza: sustenance of youth, rite of teenage social bonding, and it's very tasty indeed.

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Matt Firenze: Be friendly. You got it?
Cara-Ethyl: I'll be an absolute prostitute.